The Eladrin Stones

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The Eladrin Stones

Welcome to my mediocre hobby writing!

The Eladrin Stones are D&D Fan Fiction that I do not take seriously. Neither should you. It is for ADULTS ONLY as there is much swearing and debauchery. The Eladrin Stones can only be found here as I am not publishing them nor am I putting any effort into grueling edits because I have real literature to write. If I happen to catch a typo I’ll fix it, but that’s it! Let it be known that I and the players do not condone any of the behavior displayed in these stories. (They made me say that). Enjoy!

Check back soon for the next chapter when the Brave Though Not So Smart Adventurers, upon exiting Ja’Kitch Wood attempt to learn of the secrets of the village N’Erd (pronounced Nuh-rd)!

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The Blurb:

When the oddest group of miscreants wake in the cellars of a howling hag, they have no idea what journey lies for them beyond the forest of Ja’Kitch Wood. Within the Village N’Erd, this ragtag team comes together with the aid of a mysterious back-stabbing half-elf. But a village filled with amnesiatic citizens and disappearing children is only the beginning.

As The Order moves against the Brave but Thoroughly Fucked Adventurers, the group of miscreants set out to find the Eladrin Stones and resurrect the only weapon that can take down the Order before the Order takes down them.

D&D Fan Fiction AKA Fantasy Action Adventure

This is The Eladrin Stones that I started writing on my phone in a waiting room.  Yes, I frequently return to edit. No. It is not worth paying my precious editor to edit this because I have real books for her to edit and she has too many other projects that take precedence. Really, the Eladrin Stones are just for laughs. I wrote this for no reason other than simple enjoyment because the story that evolved became quite extraordinary.

D&D Dice ImageOn Wednesdays, I DM for Dungeons & Dragons (4.0 if you’re a fan and wanted to know. DM is D&D lingo for “Dungeon Master” if you don’t play and wanted to know). Because I am a writer, I went all out and improvised this story that became much more than a little hobby to pass the time. The gamers in my guild urged me to write this. Ironically, I am not a fan of Fan Fiction and will never take the time to publish this. The only place, you can get The Eladrin Stones is right here on my website. I hope to post a chapter every week or maybe one section every two weeks and I plan to keep it as close to the game as it happened.

If you are a mother whose children play D&D, let me assure you, this is NOT how D&D enfolds for children.  It is literally a game of make-believe and the events are designed only how the players design them. If your sweet Judy is playing with Mark from across the street, they are probably pretending to be pixies wielding Harry Potter wands on unicorns while they saunter through the forest looking for treasure. The Eladrin Stones are probably how most college students in their freshman year play it.

My guild, The Brave And Thoroughly Fucked Adventures, is composed of the following five members, three of whom are attorneys, patent agents, and organic chemists and are between the ages of 22 to 36.

  • Benison/Ben (a human cleric)
  • Varghul (a wood elf ranger)
  • Golgh (a dragon born paladin)
  • Orga/Faeanna (a red-headed half-elf assassin)
  • Lillie (a pink dragon with Harry Potter’s wand)

D&D warrior picThere is drugs, sex, rock and roll, a whole lot of swearing, bestiality, nudity, and much, MUCH worse.  There is gore, torture, and a lot of CRAZY shit resulting in a massive amount of debauchery all for debauchery’s sake.

For the record, none of these events ever happened. Ever. Nor do we want them to. They were invented while under the influence of a lot of alcohol and an evening of needing to say “fuck it!” to the real world and its rules by which we all religiously follow at all times, save for Wednesday nights when we live vicariously through our avatars. Me, personally? I love Wednesday nights.

Even now, as I write this intro, I’m trying to determine how I am going to get the nerve to write some of it. And no, not all D&D games enfold like this. Many do not. A lot of our decisions were based on our character’s personalities and morals or lack thereof.  Most of the time, our goal is to have the craziest, wild, experiences imaginable.  To adventure for adventures’ sake.  We are the chaotic good! Don’t judge us too harshly.

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About the Author: Anna Imagination

Biographical Info... What you seek is my Story. Every Soul is a "Blurb" as one would read on the back of the book. But can people be "unwrapped" so easily? Most importantly, why try? I have long since learned to preserve the Savory that comes with Discovery. Learning of another Soul is a Journey. It is an Exploration. And it does not do the Soul Justice to try and condense a Soul Journey into a Bio.