Bergen shoves his way into the little corner of Angela’s website he has preserved for himself. A bottle of Guinness clutched, too comfortably, in his hand. Perhaps he’s had one too much to drink. Or five. Perhaps something deeper troubles him. The light is out save the single candle that burns on one of the […]
“Still with us?”
This page is part of the tour. “Excellent!” Angela says. “Now that you’ve seen my zany ways and quirky sense of humor, I’d like to turn the humor down and show you my more somber side.”
“Teach me a lesson…”
This page is part of the tour. Bergen scoffs. “I’d like to see her try. I’m hijacking this tour,” says Bergen then pries off the top to a bottle of Angela’s Guinness with his teeth and gulps down a mouthful of beer before continuing. “That’s right. If I leave it to her, she’ll only […]
Hello again…
This page is part of the tour. Before I send you to the final stop, I wanted to say thank you once again for taking the tour. Here you may complete the tour or, if you wish to see it from the beginning, click on the button below.
Take a Tour
This page is part of the tour. “Welcome!” the Author smiles. “And thank you so much for stopping by. I am Angela B. Chrysler: multi-genre author, music lover, philosopher, and nerd. And this…” She waves indifferently at the 6’2” Nordic prince beside her. “This is Bergen.” “Hey,” Bergen says with a nod and a sly, […]
Bergen vs. the Author
This page is part of the tour. “This is me just writing to encourage the creative juices,” Angela says. “I can’t write today.” 🙁 Once upon a time, there was Bergen. “Really?” Bergen asked, looking up from the white page at the Author. “Yes!” The Author said back. “Bergen!” Bergen was a spoiled […]
Poem – The Raven and The Crow
This page is part of the tour. Once through winter’s bitter chill when all the world was right, Dearly did the Raven love, while Crow did love his flight. O’er head the winds did howl and turned Raven to Crow, And through that winter’s cold dark night, the Raven saw the Crow. In […]
Lies
This page is part of the tour. “There at love’s bitter end when the deadened heart is done, The moon it wanes with one last sigh and the silence breaks. It breathes, “The end.” And Death it calls as the stone crow breaks. Streaks of blood malform its face. Death becomes its withered eyes […]
Poem – Oh, Gruit, the Dark One Comes
This page is part of the tour. Gruit is a spiced mixture used to sweeten beer prior to the discovery of hops in the 10th century. Read more about gruit here. Oh, Gruit, the Dark One Comes By Bergen son of Tryggve “There, within the shadowed brink, The Dark One comes with lavished drink, […]
This is my blog now!
This page is part of the tour. “That’s right!” Bergen says, sitting back in Angela’s black, leather chair. “I’ve commandeered this here blog.” He drops his muddy boots onto Angela’s writing desk while popping the cap off a bottle of Guinness he swiped from her stash. “Bergen’s Blog sounds better anyway. Unlike her, I […]