Bergen opens a bottle of Angela’s Guinness and, leaning back in her office chair, he grins. “Below is a snapshot of the top three pages visited on Angela’s website. Soon to be… my website. This is me drawing your attention to the second page most frequently visited… coming in better… more loved… and wanted… is […]
Slovenly I somersault myself over to Bergen’s Blog…
*I fire my paint ball gun at random and slink off into the not-so-shadowy shadows.* “Hey!” Bergen shouts, dabbing at the wet paint splattered on his chest. My off-beat maniacal laughter is the only response. Subscribe Take my hand and descend into the bowels of darkness! Join me and follow so that you […]
“Shove over, Bergen!”
“Shove over, Bergen!” “Get your own blog!” “This is my blog!” *Angela grins to the wide audience* “Hi. I recently had a breakthrough I wanted to share with all of you regarding my sense of humor.” “Or lack thereof.” “Shut up, Bergen.” Angela returns to the audience As you see I have what some would […]
BERGEN!!!
“I let you berate me,” I huff at Bergen who sits back, lounging in my chair. (I swear he’s inviting me to punch him) “You can try.” Bergen flashes that grin of his. I glare down at his over-righteous demeanor. “I let you hogtie me.” “You bit me,” he says. “I let you have my […]
The Author is currently… detained
Bergen peers over the writing desk with his deep, black eyes. “Perhaps, I didn’t make myself clear. Perhaps, I was too… soft… on the author. Perhaps she is too distracted—what with her new friends to play with and all. In the end, I am the one who suffers. I am the one who has […]
Announcement from Angela
“Move over, Bergen. I need to post something.” I just set up a Mailing List today! Now you can get emails when I have a release date for Tales of the Drui and also, receive my monthly email! On the first of each month, I send out a brief update with my upcoming plans, […]
This is my blog now!
This page is part of the tour. “That’s right!” Bergen says, sitting back in Angela’s black, leather chair. “I’ve commandeered this here blog.” He drops his muddy boots onto Angela’s writing desk while popping the cap off a bottle of Guinness he swiped from her stash. “Bergen’s Blog sounds better anyway. Unlike her, I […]
The Eladrin Stones
The Eladrin Stones Welcome to my mediocre hobby writing! The Eladrin Stones are D&D Fan Fiction that I do not take seriously. Neither should you. It is for ADULTS ONLY as there is much swearing and debauchery. The Eladrin Stones can only be found here as I am not publishing them nor am I putting […]
A letter to Karen Marie Moning
I wrote this to the author, Karen Moning, after reading 63% of her 15th novel Iced. Mind you, this is written by one of her male mc’s. My dearest darling Karen, I understand you have my story to tell, and you do it so well. But, Och! Lass…did you really have to go […]