The floorboard shifted ever so slightly and Golgh peeked through the small crack. The room he peered into was empty and unlit. The only light poured in through the window, casting a blue-green luminescent glow about the room. “What do you see?” Benison whispered. “I don’t see anyone,” Golgh said. “It looks like a hall. […]
The Eladrin Stones: Chapter 1
The room was dark. The stale stench of mold was the second thing Golgh noticed. That, and the pulse in his temple that drummed his head. Golgh raised his arm and winced. The floor was cold stone. It hurt to breathe. To move. To wince. Golgh opened his eyes. Yep, he thought. Still dark. His […]
Meanwhile… In the bowels of Angela’s Subconscious…
Continued from Bergen vs. the Author… Darkness… all around… I can’t get out. I can’t… get out. I can’t… Hey, a Guinness! April… The 20th … 36 minutes past two in the afternoon. How long has it been? Days… weeks… months? Yes. Five. Five months… That’s how long it’s been. That’s how long I’ve waited, […]
Eladrin Stones: Table of Contents
If you are easily offended by swearing, debauchery, and Jack Black you probably will be offended by The Eladrin Stones. But if you love Skyrim, Cards Against Humanity, and D&D—and are 18+—you have come to the right place! The Blurb When the oddest group of miscreants wake in the cellars of a howling hag, they […]
The Holodeck: Part #16
Still one of my favorite posts… Sugie: DUH Duh duh. [dramatic notes] Angela: Rushing in, Ben catches the tripwire Angela had strung and he falls flat on his face. “Heheheheheheheeee…. Hahahahahahahahahahaaa… BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.” Angela lights a match, a cigarette, takes a draw and smiles. “My plan worked. You just couldn’t stay away.” Angela cocks her gun […]
The Holodeck: Part #15
Angela: The corridors were long and dark… and long. The smell of ancient humidity contained within the ruins of Machu Piccu sent a stale chill down Angela’s throat as she followed the path deeper into the pyramid’s core. Any moment now. Angela paused to listen. She was most assuredly alone. But not for long. A […]
The Holodeck: Part #14
BCP3O: “Red? RED! Have you no sense of decency? No SHAME?” Benedict’s shrill voice carried even to the ground fighters below. “This will clash horribly with my wardrobe! I’m a winter, you twit!” Still flailing his arms and complaining loudly about the splash of red paint, he peered over Jaselyn’s shoulder as she fussed with […]
The Holodeck: Part #13
Jaselyn: Jaselyn looks down on her holographic double on the ground, pelting the vines with paint. She doesn’t have long to look, as the dirigible is hitting some major turbulence and she’s being jolted side-to-side like the cast of Star Trek on the bridge during a fight with the Romulans. It takes all of Jaselyn’s […]
The Holodeck: Part #12
BCP3O:“Cheerio! Ah, Angela, just the woman I wished to speak wi– WHAT THE DEVIL?” Benedict ran to peer down over the side of his inflatable aircraft, goggling at the explosions of color in the forest below. “By jove, they are a merry bunch, aren’t they? Ho there!” he cried, waving at the combatants below, scarf […]
The Holodeck: Part #11
Angela: Angela conducts the face palm of the century. “DOH! I forgot to end the Hologram Ben program!” Duped by her own ruse, Angela grumbles, “Computer, end Holographic Ben.” And the Ben Angela was preparing to blast away with her kick-ass paintball bazooka vanishes. “We’ll never catch them like this,” Angela says and looks around […]