The lights are out. The bar feels…different. Angela conducts the infamous shifty-eyed inspection: left, right, left. Bergen is nowhere in sight, but the tension weighs too heavily on her shoulders. Something is most definitely up. She takes one step, and the 240-pound Viking prince plow-drives the writer to the floor and all goes dark. * […]
Bergen’s Announcement
“Song’s will be written about this day and my glorious deeds done here!” Bergen beams at the the audience before him. “And I’m going to write them!” He pauses to strike his most perfect pose before continuing. “That’s right! My awesomeness has exceeded all limitations and now, there is a new level of greatness. And […]
A Serious Word From Bergen
Bergen shoves his way into the little corner of Angela’s website he has preserved for himself. A bottle of Guinness clutched, too comfortably, in his hand. Perhaps he’s had one too much to drink. Or five. Perhaps something deeper troubles him. The light is out save the single candle that burns on one of the […]
“Hi. I’m Bergen.”
The Norse warrior grins in a manner that seems too inviting to trust. “I doubt you know me because… well… my author has grossly neglected me.” Bergen strikes a match that sends a cloud of orange light billowing around his dark face. “But I’m fine with it. I’m a big boy,” he says as he […]
Bergen related articles
With his auspicious swag, Bergen saunters on over to the bar he built for himself on his blog and lit the pipe he stuffed with Nordic pipe grass. After lighting the leaf, he takes a few draws and grins. “Hey.” Bergen drops himself down into the chair. “Due to Angela’s negligence, I have promoted myself […]
“Still with us?”
This page is part of the tour. “Excellent!” Angela says. “Now that you’ve seen my zany ways and quirky sense of humor, I’d like to turn the humor down and show you my more somber side.”
“Teach me a lesson…”
This page is part of the tour. Bergen scoffs. “I’d like to see her try. I’m hijacking this tour,” says Bergen then pries off the top to a bottle of Angela’s Guinness with his teeth and gulps down a mouthful of beer before continuing. “That’s right. If I leave it to her, she’ll only […]
Hello again…
This page is part of the tour. Before I send you to the final stop, I wanted to say thank you once again for taking the tour. Here you may complete the tour or, if you wish to see it from the beginning, click on the button below.
Take a Tour
This page is part of the tour. “Welcome!” the Author smiles. “And thank you so much for stopping by. I am Angela B. Chrysler: multi-genre author, music lover, philosopher, and nerd. And this…” She waves indifferently at the 6’2” Nordic prince beside her. “This is Bergen.” “Hey,” Bergen says with a nod and a sly, […]
Bergen vs. the Author
This page is part of the tour. “This is me just writing to encourage the creative juices,” Angela says. “I can’t write today.” 🙁 Once upon a time, there was Bergen. “Really?” Bergen asked, looking up from the white page at the Author. “Yes!” The Author said back. “Bergen!” Bergen was a spoiled […]