“Song’s will be written about this day and my glorious deeds done here!” Bergen beams at the the audience before him. “And I’m going to write them!”

He pauses to strike his most perfect pose before continuing.

“That’s right! My awesomeness has exceeded all limitations and now, there is a new level of greatness. And that is me!”

“Step down, Bergen, and save us the performance!” Angela shouts from the crowd.

“All in good time my loquacious author,” he says with a smile. “It seems that I am so epically awesome with the crowd, and the ladies,” He stops to grin,”that I am a breakout character!  That’s right! I am so epic that I have stolen the spotlight intended for Kallan and have adjusted it on myself.”

“I’m writing a series of novellas featuring Bergen and will be offering them through Amazon and Smashwords in 2015!” Angela declares.

Bergen drops his shoulders and frowns at Angela who crunches loudly on a multi-grain chip entirely too big for her mouth.

“You took too long,” she says with crumbs flying.

Bergen sighs. “So when do I get my own website?”