Bergen opens a bottle of Angela’s Guinness and, leaning back in her office chair, he grins.
“Below is a snapshot of the top three pages visited on Angela’s website. Soon to be… my website. This is me drawing your attention to the second page most frequently visited… coming in better… more loved… and wanted… is me. Bergen. Just above the Author’s Bio.”
“And this, ladies and gentlemen…” Bergen chugs back Angela’s beer. “… is why I am better than Angela.”