THIS IS WHAT WE HIDE FROM EACH OTHER! And why? The Inner Bad Ass is our best features It is the time we reveled in the “This is who I want to be and I’m not ashamed to say I am addicted to The Rush.”
THIS IS WHY EVERYONE LOVES A SHINY SOMEONE STRADDLING A BLACK MOTORCYCLE. Because it taps into… Our Inner Bad Ass!
So here is my inner bad ass!
I have a sword collection. You know this. But you don’t know how far I take this. I take them out to my yard and wield them choreographed to music. In all honesty, this is how I compose the sword fights for my books. I spend four weeks watching and mimicking YouTube videos from re-enactments to lessons and then I go through the motions and slowly build it. Then I choreograph with my Nerf swords and Ax. Then I upgrade to the reverse blade of Rurouni Kenshin.
My husband, a three time black belt (he has an inner bad ass too), spars with me. We are a bad ass couple.
I also do Tai Chi, and ballet, and martial arts… and I mix it all together WITH SWORDS while this plays in the back ground!
When I’m not on meds, I also guzzle the Guinness and, for the record, I am an intellectual drunk. I philosophize over stupid shit while speaking with an Irish accent that thickens the more I drink. I have a theory about this. The Irish accent is only the English accent. Slurred. Truly, it is a drunk English accent. If the Irish ever stop drinking, they would sound just like the British. I do so love the Irish. Such wonderful, warm and passionate people.
So this is my inner bad ass. What’s yours?