*I fire my paint ball gun at random and slink off into the not-so-shadowy shadows.*
“Hey!” Bergen shouts, dabbing at the wet paint splattered on his chest.
My off-beat maniacal laughter is the only response.
Take my hand and descend into the bowels of darkness! Join me and follow so that you may lay upon your death bed and say that you have tasted the sweet nectar that flows from the earth! Adventure so that you can say you have lived… and receive a monthly newsletter from me.
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