“Didn’t see that coming,” Golgh said staring where the Displacer Beast vanished with the hairless and tongueless hag. “Well, now what?” he asked looking to Varghul and Benison. The Adventurers looked about in the effervescent mushroom grove. Black all around them, endless deep black that seemed to thicken the longer they looked at it. “What […]
The Eladrin Stones: Chapter 5
“Who sent you!?” Golgh screamed. The Hag hissed. Benison’s footsteps lightly touched the ground. Varghul pulled her arm tight, forcing the hag’s face to the dirt. Tightening his grip in her hair, Golgh slid his blade over the top of her head, sending long strands of pure silver floating through the air to settle onto […]
The Eladrin Stones: Chapter 4
After a moment, the Adventurers stuffed the bags Varghul had found with their possessions and stepped over the dead dog into the hall. “Let’s go up,” Golgh said and walked to the stairs. With no traps and no magic detected, Golgh slowly ascended the spiral steps to a second floor. The attic. Air dust swirled […]
The Eladrin Stones: Chapter 3
“What do you think it is?” Varghul asked. The scratching was louder. Golgh looked to Benison, then Varghul. “Whatever it is, it’ll be worth our time.” “Now how can you possibly know that?” Benison asked. “Because it’s here! If it wasn’t worth our time, it wouldn’t be here, now would it!?” Benison and Varghul exchanged […]
The Eladrin Stones: Chapter 2
The floorboard shifted ever so slightly and Golgh peeked through the small crack. The room he peered into was empty and unlit. The only light poured in through the window, casting a blue-green luminescent glow about the room. “What do you see?” Benison whispered. “I don’t see anyone,” Golgh said. “It looks like a hall. […]
The Eladrin Stones: Chapter 1
The room was dark. The stale stench of mold was the second thing Golgh noticed. That, and the pulse in his temple that drummed his head. Golgh raised his arm and winced. The floor was cold stone. It hurt to breathe. To move. To wince. Golgh opened his eyes. Yep, he thought. Still dark. His […]
STRAWS AND CAMELS
This is a short story I wrote on 19 November 2007. It was the day I literally began writing. This piece depicts a normal day in my life… perfectly. Well… up until the end. STRAWS AND CAMELS Sophie walked down the hall. Her hands shook from the anger that swelled in her chest as her […]
Eladrin Stones: Table of Contents
If you are easily offended by swearing, debauchery, and Jack Black you probably will be offended by The Eladrin Stones. But if you love Skyrim, Cards Against Humanity, and D&D—and are 18+—you have come to the right place! The Blurb When the oddest group of miscreants wake in the cellars of a howling hag, they […]
The Holodeck: Part #16
Still one of my favorite posts… Sugie: DUH Duh duh. [dramatic notes] Angela: Rushing in, Ben catches the tripwire Angela had strung and he falls flat on his face. “Heheheheheheheeee…. Hahahahahahahahahahaaa… BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.” Angela lights a match, a cigarette, takes a draw and smiles. “My plan worked. You just couldn’t stay away.” Angela cocks her gun […]
The Holodeck: Part #15
Angela: The corridors were long and dark… and long. The smell of ancient humidity contained within the ruins of Machu Piccu sent a stale chill down Angela’s throat as she followed the path deeper into the pyramid’s core. Any moment now. Angela paused to listen. She was most assuredly alone. But not for long. A […]